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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

RoboCalls from Hell

Flames are lapping at the eaves in one of the most despicable, nauseating elections of this decade. GOP handlers are shaking in their boots, and are desperately attempting damage control. Will it be successful? Let us hope not.

And if that damned Sonny Perdue(R-Opportunistic Plutocrat) fella calls here one more time, I'm reporting him to the cops for making harassment phone calls and stalking.

The most vile candidates in modern history are resorting to the most disgusting, deceitful methods imaginable; including race baiting, fear mongering, slander, and even threats to potential Democratic voters that they will be "criminally charged" if they show their ugly faces at the polls.
This message is for xxxxxx xxxx. This is the Virginia Elections Commission. We've determined you are registered in New York to vote. Therefore, you will not be allowed to cast your vote on Tuesday. If you do show up, you will be charged criminally.
Desperate Ploy On Behalf of George Allen(R-Scum) of Virginia Audio

I become more and more disgusted at the lot of these worthless bastards with each and every passing day, and am about ready to write in the local hardware store owner, the mechanic down the street, Bart Simpson, and Scooby-Doo as my candidates of choice.

We have received no less than 20 calls from automated message machines in the past two days, notwithstanding the fact that we are on the national "No Call" list. Little to no useful information has yet been presented; only baseless allegations, slander, and mongering of one sort or another.

Hang up, they call back - believing that if they initially mislead you into believing that the call is from their opponent, you will be so peeved that you vote against them. Only if you endure the entire diatribe do you learn that the call is in actuality from the OTHER candidate, you know, the GOP one.

With any luck, the use of this bastardized technology will backfire on its perpetrators, as have the personal appearances by GW Bush which have apparently done more to erode support for candidates than their own insipid behaviours.

As I opined in July, a nationally orchestrated party is not what the framers intended, and usurps the whole point of having local candidates, yet we have this:

National GOP Anti-Democrat Message
HT to Peach Pundit, with whom I generally dissagree

Only an idiot could interpret Kerry's statement as a slam against US troops rather than the pointed criticism of the dullard Bush that it is.

And Gee, Wally, after the superb job you sycophants have done for the past 6 years, I'm ready for another 4 - assuming we last that long before imploding...

And lastly, we have this from the infamous GOP:

NY GOP Flyer
But I am somewhat confused - help me out here guys.
My question is this: Is this hate mongering and race baiting, and is that the hand of an African American, Hispanic, or Muslim?

Or is that the face of a child, and the hand of Mark Foley?
Jon Stewart's Take

What pathetic, avaricious, spineless, honorless, desperate thugs.


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